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getting your unicorn on

Improving yourself in someway. To strive to become the unicorn you've always wanted to be. Setting your goals high and doing whatever it takes to reach them.
Friend1: "Man, Sally has really been working out lately and even ran a marathon the other weekend."

Friend2: "Yeah, she's really getting her unicorn on."

Girl1: "I wanted to sell 100 boxes of cookies this year but I only sold 25."
Girl2: "Sounds like you weren't getting your unicorn on, huh?"

Guy1: "I'm going to have sex with every girl in this club tonight. I'm getting my unicorn on!"
Guy2: "Yeah! Let's do it!"
Lady1: "You're using that phrase wrong!"
by Coral Cotton July 12, 2015
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Operation: Unicorn-Sex

1. The practice of searching the world for Mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having sex with them.
1. "Man... I'm bored"
"OPERATION UNICORN-SEX!"
"Rad Idea homie! Let's go hunting for the minator!"
"True dat... we gon' screw that myth!"
by Rudelife February 4, 2003
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two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
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robocop-riding-an-unicorn

A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D
omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!
by cona da tia December 10, 2010
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unicorn ass nigga

Someone that is only important inside of ones imagination. Nobody really knows you exist.
Tom is the average unicorn ass nigga, only has imaginary haters.
by Shannzy February 27, 2017
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Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011
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2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.
Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.
by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017
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