Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
by Ogobogga April 27, 2024
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by God42069666 January 16, 2020
The biggest of littlest bitches that cant mind their own business. That annoy the shit out of you but still expect you to want to talk to you. He is a little bitch. Not funny. Smart but in a mediocre way. Did I mention he is a little bitch?
by Bonk789987 February 06, 2020
He’s a little white kid that loves a creature named Fred and loves typing nigger into his chromebook
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by avidianhater316 June 12, 2023
He like mans
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