Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad

wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick

by zam1 July 15, 2009

two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017

Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.

He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.

by AETC October 1, 2013