Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on

I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby

by TheCavalierKing August 1, 2012

Baby in a birdcage

An inappropriate over reaction; OR
A poor solution using drastic measures to a solve a problem.

1) She really put the baby in a birdcage and tried to burn down the Domino's that got her order wrong.

2) The Tea Party members are putting the baby in the birdcage on this Healthcare repeal.

by E.P. Cow July 14, 2011

Gucci Baby

Fat found underneath the naval of an otherwise slim person but above the crotch area

Yo, David has a Gucci Baby, but you can only tell when he turns sideways!

by Dr. Patch Is July 3, 2011

Baby powder

Just like Jenevieve’s neo soul song, baby powder is essentially a person whom you originally thought was the PERFECT catch, had it all, amazing vibe/looks/personality … until they started stringing you along. So from a major turn on (metaphor - wetness) they became a major turn off (metaphor - dryness) aka baby powder.

- So how are things progressing with your hot crush ?

- Ugh, he turned out to be baby powder.

by thecertiesther June 10, 2022

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

by Chucky C December 7, 2009

Hush baby

noun - Term for an attractive male with whom one would have sex with, but no further attachment due to his low intellect.

"I don't think I can go out with him, he looks like a hush baby".

"I'm sick of dating intellects, tonight I'm looking for a hush baby".

"My last boyfriend was a serious 'hush baby', I need to meet someone with half a brain"

by Tray a day February 19, 2013