gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 October 11, 2015

Gen Alpha

the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7

mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"

common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall

Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI

by hearttcringe November 16, 2023

alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.

Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."

by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 19, 2022

Alpha Male

An alpha male is a male who is above all. A leader. A gangster. A person who beholds a lot of talents. A giver. Gives bomb sex. Big plug

Woaw have you seen els? He’s such a alpha male

by Idekuno December 27, 2020

Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler

A name mainly chosen by a middle school boy.

Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)

Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women

by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020