by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
Get the Alaskan fudge-siclemug. When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
by Blue_. May 10, 2021
Get the Alaskan Roadkillfiretruckingmug. by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
Get the alaskan turtle fartmug. When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.
by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025
Get the Alaskan bull frogmug. The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
by TheReplicator March 28, 2022
Get the Alaskan Bear Hugmug. Crabs and genital warts combined
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
Get the alaskan king crabsmug. The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.
by nancyscrew April 19, 2018
Get the Alaskan McGuyvermug.