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Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
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Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking
by Blue_. May 10, 2021
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alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
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Alaskan bull frog

When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.
Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog
by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025
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Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
by TheReplicator March 28, 2022
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.
by nancyscrew April 19, 2018
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