Austin

most likely works at your local rosauers

whatta josh austin

by _1_2 February 7, 2023

Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018

Austin

Austin is a mysterious person. On the outside, they can look like tiny innocent people who don’t have a life. But on the inside, they are one horny mother flipper. They are the type of person who would do it outside while their whole family watching. Austin’s are one of a kind people, they are loving and sweet with a sexual side aswell.

“Holy shit! Last night Austin and I had the best sex ever!”

“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”

by HitOrMissHuHhHhHhH July 31, 2021

Austin Latno

Austin Latno is the sexiest, strongest, most amazing person on this planet. you may not see him, but he sees you. he is always watching. ALWAYS.

did you see Austin Latno today? i was hoping to get his autograph.

by VeryVerySmartGuy December 22, 2023

austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.

1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022