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tech-slam

(verb)

1. Harassing or insulting someone's dialog based on technically incorrect wording or context.

(noun)
1. A word or statement that implies use of inaccurate wording or context.
Don't tech-slam people for mis-use of a word; You know exactly what he meant!!

Here comes the troll again, tech-slamming everyone's grammer.

Tech-slam all you want, it isn't going to help you win this argument!
by alpinedigital December 1, 2010
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techfactation

Technology-related affectation.

1. the act of taking on or displaying a technology aptitude or attitude not natural to oneself, one's position, one's education or not genuinely felt.

2. pretending you're smarter than you really are when it comes to anything computer-related.

3. blindly plugging and loving Apple products

4. talking about SCSI hard drive drivers on your facebook posts
If your facebook status is, "Frustration is... trying to install Windows 7 on a 2004 Dell PC"

then you're guilty of committing a techfactation.
by weneedanabacus April 22, 2011
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tech

A short term for a guitar tech, drum tech, bass tech, etc. The person who is in charge of tuning the musicians instrument, taking care of it, perhaps operating remote pedals, and so on. The musicians right hand man, when it comes to their gear...basically a step above the average roadie.
John, the guitar players tech, handed him a new guitar inbetween songs.
by M1Tgr July 6, 2011
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Tech-Vegan

Someone who goes out of his/her way to support open-source software, and would never use proprietary technology if he/she has the option not to.
"Hey, did you hear back from Tim?"
"No, he's a tech-vegan and uses a hacked Android phone that only supports 2G."
by Funkyfunkguy February 20, 2018
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Teched

"Teched" :

"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.

Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"
I got teched this morning and was late for work!
by Pedrosride April 26, 2019
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Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.
Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.
by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010
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New Tech High

A school next to a church where all the students are gay as fuck
Bro u go to New Tech High?? That school is full of fucking FAGS
by the oncelor September 12, 2021
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