Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.

wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.

by kha billzz January 25, 2022

Cheezy Tech

A Group of Tag Artist that are able to TAG and Create art on the spot, there also skilled musicians and can dance and shuffle. Able to play sports and win, the group is hard to get into and is ran by the current leader Mr. Nancarrow

TagaRt SHuffLe FeaSt 2012 ''

Cheezy Tech Crew Participants came First for there artwork

by Nancarrow_Phsydo July 31, 2012

tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!

OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.

by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

masku tech

Strategy in Tekken 8 pioneered by TheMainManSWE. Refers to ending a combo with Right Splits Kick (f+4) on Kazuya and using a Devil's Steel Petal (f,f+4) on the grounded opponent. The Steel Petal is not guaranteed, but is beaten by only one wake up option (quick rise). In any other case, the hit either connects with the grounded opponent, resulting in total damage higher than guaranteed combo enders, or counter hit launches them into another combo if they try to get up and interrupt. In the case of grounded hit, it will also flip the opponent on the ground and set up for Mishima Wavedash 50/50 Mix-Up "Okizeme".

This term can be used to refer to tech pioneered by TheMainManSWE in general, as there have been previous masku techs in previous Tekken games, but above is the most relevant usage of the term today.

TheMainManSWE: "Okay chat, this guy doesn't know the masku tech, this round should be over"
*lands masku tech*
Chat: "MASKU"
Chat: "EZ"
Chat: "LMAO"
Chat: "GG"

by DRFTR_0 February 12, 2024