Teachers

force kids to listen to the demon that thrives of the depression on the young ones.
and will say "i don't know can you?" after you ask if you can go to the bathroom

Teachers will suck the happiness out of your soul to earn minimum wage

by Rforese October 16, 2019

teacher

a person who you are forced to listen to as you wait in a jail cell with your friends scattered around you. sometimes they are cool but make sure too remember, they are not your friends, they are your captor.

*wakes up* NO IT IS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. I HAVE ____________ AS A TEACHER. NOOOOOOO

by B0btheBUILDER December 7, 2021

Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.

We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

the fab teacher

Gay meme guru

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*

by ImThatBitch96 September 15, 2018

teacher bonus

Teachers will receive a bonus by helping a special student in a special way.

Ms. Rose helped johnny out after class and received a teacher bonus .

by Ms. Teacher November 29, 2016

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013