Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

Fanum tax

Random goofy word used bye kids and adults trying to be cool

Kid: yo I am more fanum tax then you

by The sigma 11251824 June 24, 2024

Fanum Tax

A slang word used by Gen Alpha to describe something being yoinked or yeeted.

"I got a PS5 for christmas, but my brother was so mad he didn't get one he Fanum Taxed it!"
"Aww, that's not skibidi rizz"

by Policei December 26, 2023

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.

Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!

by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017

Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Fanum tax

When you have sex with your own parents

Person 1: I just did some fanum tax last night!
Person 2: Dude, what is wrong with you??!

by EpicSteven1227 August 4, 2025