Fruit Tard

A frutiy retard see also fruit tart
a stipid gay retard,a silly faggot
or
a person with no common sense concering how or why certain things they say or do may be considered to be gay.

get the fuck of me you fukin fruit tard!
a guy watching a football game who says somethin like -why are thier pants so tight?- is an example of some one asking a stipid and gay question

by the shiesty one January 27, 2007

e-tard

An electronic retard.

Stan: I was talking with Randy online last night and he was being a fucking e-tard. He kept sending me links to tubgirl, and other things of that nature. It really struck a chord in one of my major nerve cells.

Carl: Yeah, I bet he's gonna go e-metro soon. Give him time.

by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans April 12, 2006

E tarded

Being fucked up on ectasy

"Man i was e tarded that night"

by Lilibuggs May 18, 2006

go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

by Shady June 12, 2004

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

Glee-tard

One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.

Glee-Tard glee retard singer special

by Trev-DaddyC December 14, 2012

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010