tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

taco anxiety

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.

"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."

by Deome July 16, 2015

juicy taco

when an uncircumcised male ejaculates in between a hoe's butt cheeks and then eats her asshole

"Man, I ate a really juicy taco last night with Denise. Twice!"

by buttstuf68 July 19, 2015

Eggplant tacos

Eggplant taco(s); noun

Having sex, as could be expressed with emojis

We made eggplant tacos last night.

That girl is hot! I wanna give her an eggplant taco!

by ILoveTheEclipse September 3, 2016

Hippie Taco

A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.

Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks

by TurdleBucket October 5, 2016

Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.

"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous

by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016

Aussie taco

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

by Jamarley July 18, 2019