Taco Bell

A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.

Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.

FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!

(Jimmy nukes the whole town)

Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

Taco Bell

A cool store that offers a wide variety of tacos and etc

you may like the food but i promise you that the food wont like you back

after 30 minutes of consumption it is recommended to find the nearest bathroom

tip of the day: if you live beyond a 30 minutes reach of a taco bell, dont eat there

ooh also try the burritos theyre good

cool person 1: hey broski want to go to taco bell
cool person 2: do we live in a 30 minute vicinity of the subjugated area known as taco bell\
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: we have two bathrooms right
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: im down for taco bell

by AI_Buni June 10, 2021

Taco Bell

A fast food chain that specializes in Mexican and Tex-Mex food.

"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."

by CBinion91 April 07, 2020

Taco Bell

A cheap Mexican restaurant that give people massive amounts of diarrhea.

The restaurant is also known to give the lowest minimum wage to it's employees and mistreat them.

Bryan: "Holy shit dude, I just ate Taco Bell and I feel like shitting my organs out!"

by LucasTehMemer August 10, 2021

Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff April 16, 2016

Taco Dipper

The female version of a teabaggin' when your asshole friend falls asleep at a party.

That Bitch Sarah fell asleep on the couch at 10, so me and Gina gave her a Taco Dipper and posted that on facebook.

by MoTee February 14, 2011

Taco Pee

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.

My shirt is covered in taco pee.

by Chelle2398 November 04, 2019