by skyler blood February 20, 2019
Get the tablemug. When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.
Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!
by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025
Get the Tableingmug. ---James Hetfield---
by Cosmokane August 20, 2022
Get the The Tablemug. A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.
by Blenn May 10, 2025
Get the Round Tablemug. Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
Get the TABLE-BROmug. Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
Get the The pool table banditmug. When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011
Get the Lonely Tablemug.