dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Noahs dad

noahs dad ran away because noah is a fat twat and he couldnt afford to pay for his food bills so he jibbed it to another country noahs dad looks like jhonny sinns and his ma looks like gemma colins

Ar you just done a noahs dad

by Noahs dad March 18, 2022

Dads nappy

A man that is a pedo but where’s nappys

Yo fam that’s peak dads nappy

by Slapp bum November 2, 2018

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016