The coworker who starts asking why you haven’t logged off yet at 3pm but will stay till 4:00pm and then will say "Why am I still here? But continues to stay 15 more minutes to flirt with the ladies in the office.
by Nickjayallday February 5, 2024

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

by Evie one June 14, 2014
