smithyboobear

smithyboobear is the sexiest most hottest person ever. you should go ask them out on a date, because even though it is impossible, they might be single😏

ugh, i wish smithyboobear would ask me out they are so sexy.

by smithyboobear/smithypoo September 5, 2021

smithisize

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.

by The Munro May 9, 2005

smithercats

When something is amazing or very good.

"Holy Smithercats!! Did you see that bitches ass? She needs to WIPE ME DOWN!!"

by Pay-Lore February 22, 2008

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Smittyjam

When your partner oozes after smittyfingering

I had Smittyjam covering my bedsheets last night.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittysuck

when a male has anal sex with a man or woman ejaculates around the anal cavity then proceeds to suck it out

i smittysuck my boyfriend all the time

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009

smith street

party house. theres always scrumpy in the fridge (and the shower), gin on the top self and random foreign people in the bedrooms. You go there to drink/play fuck off round europe/dress up with your friends in the week ends (or durin the week too) and stay over on sunday to do nothin but cure your hangover with your friends

- Wot your doin on saturday nite bro ?
- dunno, i might go to Freds house, it sounds like fun !
- You're kiddin me ? This house is a fuckin Smith street !!! can I come too ?

by Lily_the_Friwi February 7, 2010