get away scotch-free 

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

get away scotch-free by QuacksO April 14, 2019

Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

Sammy the Sloth by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

Takin the sloth to the aquarium 

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

Takin the sloth to the aquarium by Whosthematter April 3, 2020

Sid the sloth 

Simply another name fir someone called Rory

Hi sid the sloth

Hi sid

Sid the sloth by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020

Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

Vincent the Sloth by Horny toddler May 5, 2020

Chloe_da_sloth 

Is an iPad kid…… who loves sloths……who won’t talk to their bestie

“Man chloe_da_sloth is such an iPad kid”

Chloe_da_sloth by Gay_Rat June 20, 2021

chloe_da_sloth 

An Ipad kid

“Man I hate chloe_da_sloth”

chloe_da_sloth by Gay_Rat June 20, 2021