Human#1 Hey man today I ummm i I shartaloted . Human#2 wait so you sharted 3 times today
Human#1 yep, I had to go through 3 underwear
Human#1 yep, I had to go through 3 underwear
by Yo big bro March 19, 2019
Get the Shartalot mug.A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.
Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!
Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.
Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.
Dave: Fuck off Bill.
Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.
Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.
Dave: Fuck off Bill.
by SharterStarter June 21, 2019
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by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019
Get the Shart mug.When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019
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He is a package filled with all types of fun. He's sometimes perverted, but is total pervert when talking to his friends.
He creates fun conversations and can light up anyone's life. You would be very lucky to have such a smart, handsome, loving and caring person in your life. When he's around, its impossible not to smile. He emits such an attractive aura. Although he may not understand you sometimes and messages you are trying to get across. But overall he's someone you should appreciate with all your heart, as he may help you in your toughest moments.
He is a package filled with all types of fun. He's sometimes perverted, but is total pervert when talking to his friends.
He creates fun conversations and can light up anyone's life. You would be very lucky to have such a smart, handsome, loving and caring person in your life. When he's around, its impossible not to smile. He emits such an attractive aura. Although he may not understand you sometimes and messages you are trying to get across. But overall he's someone you should appreciate with all your heart, as he may help you in your toughest moments.
Sharayen is an amazing person.
by ntyup September 8, 2019
Get the sharayen mug.An awesome amazing women! Some people would say one in a million considering her name. She’s very inspirational, athletic and always there for people giving great advice when needed! She has the most positive spirit which is why everyone loves to be around her.
by DDEA September 28, 2019
Get the Shantynae mug.This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
by itzez October 7, 2019
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