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Schmook

The action of inhaling in the smoking process. Is derived from the word smoke, resembling the action performed by Roy Boyer on his most well-known photo. Often used by internet cultists known as the darksiders, with the addition of walls of Japanese ogre and Japanese goblin emojis.
ROY BOYER SCHMOOK
But Roy Boyer schmooks for the darkside okay
by Shuravi Comrade January 27, 2025
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Schmordegar

Schmordegar (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈshmoɾ-deɡ-ɑr/
Plural: Schmordegars

1. A verbal challenge over a point of fact that can be quickly resolved by consulting a reliable information source.

2. An intense debate in which both parties are equally confident in the accuracy of their opposing claims, often involving a strong sense of competition and personal stakes.

3. (Figurative) The broader principle that facts matter and should be verified when making claims.
During dinner, the conversation turned into a Schmordegar when two of us argued over who won the Best Picture Oscar in 1982.

Carlos shrugged off the neighbor’s trivia about Led Zeppelin; since he didn’t care about it, it wasn’t a true Schmordegar.

It’s all fun and games until someone initiates a Schmordegar, then both sides gear up with Wikipedia searches and bold declarations.
by Chris Riseley February 3, 2025
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schmoodling

any physical display of affection towards a significant other or friend
"those two wouldnt stop schmoodling in public"
by eatingcinnamon5 February 5, 2025
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Schmoo'd

(Verb) (Past Tense of "Schmoo:") To convince your poker opponent, especially in Texas Hold'em, not to fold their hand because they "might actually win something," when you know that you have the winning hand and they will lose more chips. This is best done with a shit-eating grin on your face. Not to be confused with a "bluff," the act of raising in a round of betting when your hand is weak. This is best performed in games that do not involve money and for humorous effect among friends and family, especially novice players that are still learning the ropes.
"Kim, you shouldn't fold this hand, look at the River, you might actually win this one!"

"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"

"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"

"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"
by DWS1988 February 10, 2025
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schmoopa

something your boyfriend calls you when he’s expressing his love
missing you schmoopa”
love you schmoop
by muffinlovessds March 8, 2025
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schmoopa

something your lover calls you when they are expressing their love
missing you schmoopa”
love you schmoop
by muffinlovessds March 8, 2025
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schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith
My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
by Bauxb March 12, 2025
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