santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

santa jaws

a shark santa

santa jaws ia a trex

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Santa’s sleigh dust

Another line for cocaine.

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.

by Hi007 February 23, 2020

Santa Fe

A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.

That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.

by peaktundra August 12, 2023

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021