A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
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Get the San Francisco Steambath mug.by Soldier309 June 16, 2016
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"You can become Jack-u san by spending $1 million on roblox"
"Jack-u san keeps sending me bad memes"
"Jack-u san keeps sending me bad memes"
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It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
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