Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
Get the three spank surprisemug. While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"
by shanman72 April 18, 2019
Get the Rainbow kitten surprisemug. (n.)
A declaration of achievement or victory, esp. when engaged in any form of improvisational lyricism or activities of the sort.
A declaration of achievement or victory, esp. when engaged in any form of improvisational lyricism or activities of the sort.
I battle any sex or any race;
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface;
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes;
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Oh!
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface;
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes;
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Oh!
by FRESHPOETIC March 9, 2005
Get the Oops-Pow Surprise!mug. Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
Get the The Kaluha Mudslide Surprisemug. Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
by ronfksldaingswanson August 7, 2012
Get the Andy's Mouth Surprisemug. When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.
by steam1234 July 8, 2010
Get the Carl Bomb Surprisemug. by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009
Get the Apple Pie Surprisemug.