Purple Blossom

A prolapsed anus. Think Goatse or a sphincter after raw anal sex.

A true sign of love for your girl is to slurp cum from her purple blossom.

by MegaHu February 19, 2009

Purple Bombs

A delicious alcoholic beverage that is composed of Jagermeister and the energy drink Mountain Dew AMP Grape flavor. Half purple half bomb..100% tasty....Tastes like purple, effects like bomb.

Joe had 4 purple bombs and was face down in the toilet for the rest of the night.

by Beash Moe January 21, 2009

Purple Protesters

Members of SEIU, a union now infamous for it's fraudulent activity and intimidation tactics, who used force in their attempt to help elect Obama as president. They are easy to spot because they always wear purple shirts with SEIU written on them and travel in large groups for intimidation purposes. Studies have shown that most SEIU members tested for borderline mental retardation on most intelligence tests.

Hey, did you go to the town hall meeting?

I was going to, but then I heard the Purple Protesters were there so I decided to stay home.

by JAK 4B September 30, 2010

purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.

"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.

by 121213312 November 21, 2010

Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013