dildo punch

to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.

"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."

"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"

by sean_517 September 2, 2006

town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

Cloudy Punch

After getting a blow job, you cum in the eyes of the person who blew you. While the person is wiping his or her eyes, you punch the person in the face as hard as you can.

1. I'm always cloudy punching my girlfriend.
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?

by The Biggest Klive ever, a.k.a. Klivey Mclive September 23, 2008

Yoshi Punch

When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.

I totally yoshi punched this girl last night

by Kelso411 August 25, 2011

crowd punch

during a concert (most commonly rock/metal shows) leaping over and/or onto the crowd and punching that more so effects concert goers that are generally watching the performance rather than the participants in the moshpit

Dude! Did you see that? That kid just jumped up over 2 kids and crowd punched like 3 people!

by NefaRious_DaRcy December 31, 2007

punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.

D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

by 191704812123 August 24, 2009