Proud Parrot

The act of a homeless person within Central Park flashing you unexpectedly but with great passion

"hey i'm gonna call you back i just got proud parroted and i need to throw up in the bush now."

by whatwolves September 4, 2013

pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke

Dude I just had a pound and puke

by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016

pound some McRibs

the act of fucking Ronald McDonald, real deep, up in dem ribs

If Ronald comes over tonight, ima whip out my Big Mac and pound some McRibs

by 7andaswitchblade December 2, 2016

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world

One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."

by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

poundabout

A young homosexual male, who is used purely for sexual gratification by an older homosexual male and is compensated with drugs, alcohol or shelter.

Man, Kenny is so lucky, he has a bunch of poundabouts at his place. He gives them dope and it's pound town for Kenny.

by King of poundabouts! August 28, 2017

Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017