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Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
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pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20
person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up
by the person with the face March 13, 2010
mugGet the pot o clockmug.

making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.
Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.
by Chris Cope December 14, 2008
mugGet the making pot roastmug.

Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.
Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...
by Hinkle March 23, 2008
mugGet the Boston Pot Piemug.

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.
I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.
by PooterGish March 22, 2020
mugGet the Mississippi Pot Roastmug.

pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.
Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot
by likwidmuse October 15, 2011
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