pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex

its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride

by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington

She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.

by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

Poni tiem

It's when faggots raid a chatroom with pony talk

Normal people: *blah blah blah*
Bronies: poni tiem
Person 1: God please no...
Bronies: MAH LITTLE PONI,
Person 2: Skinny and bony.
Bronies: STFU NUUUB

*bronies quit*

Jon: Alex, my chat was Poni tiem'd.
Alex: That sucks.

by Lolzurky June 28, 2015

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022

White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.

"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"

by ronibarett June 18, 2024