paintshopping

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead

"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga

by otakucheese August 24, 2014

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Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 7, 2015

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Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016

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A pole of inaccessibility marks a location that is the most challenging to reach owing to its remoteness from geographical features that could provide access. Often it refers to the most distant point from the coastline. The term describes a geographic construct, not an actual physical phenomenon. Subject to varying definitions, it is of interest mostly to explorers and adventurers.

Hey, we can always go to Point Nemo in case if we dont want to socialize.

by LetsLiveAsocially December 11, 2016

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Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

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