Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 2, 2019

Jester Pirates

The worst discord server full of toxic people

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*

by doorbey April 26, 2022

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022

Nintendo pirate

Just a shy gamer.

Nintendo pirate just a shy gamer.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022