motorboat pillows

To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.

Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.

by Vegasguy73 April 20, 2018

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against your balls, and then your balls will wrap around her neck to form a neck pillow

Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow

by Themildones December 15, 2021

Jungle pillow

When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow

I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024