samsung phone

A laggy Samsung phone which slows down after a few weeks of usage. Battery life also deteriorates faster than average. Applies to the Galaxy S8 and below.
Yo cuh, you still have that laggy ass Samsung phone?

Yeah my G, it's only been a few weeks and and it's already hella lagging!
by PatrickBeverley May 27, 2018
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phone sex

it's when phone fuckers ram the telephone receiver up their snatch or their arse
ew! phone sex is gross
by damn phone fuckers October 29, 2004
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hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.
Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.
by sB129 March 15, 2008
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phone jockey

low IQ mouth breather that answers incoming calls at a place of business
even phone jockeys get laid more than computer geeks
by dickhouse August 03, 2004
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phone book

Used as to describe the appearance of someone...from the joke "she/he's so ugly his name shouldn't be in the phone book."
Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!"
by dotlc1028 November 09, 2007
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Phone Pimp

The person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on.
ME: "Hey man, check this out...wish you were here"!
YOU: "Aw man, what a cool phone pimp"
by Phone Man May 17, 2006
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Android phones

Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.

Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
Android phones are 🗑🗑🗑
by Fortnite is for losers February 02, 2021
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