by Chocalate_Nocandy June 9, 2016

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.
Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.
by WholePriest December 30, 2011

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.
"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.
For a Similar Definition See tossed salad
"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.
For a Similar Definition See tossed salad
"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."
by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale
by froobinator September 10, 2006

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.
2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.
2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.
by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

by Don't use my videos and real n August 26, 2016

The act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush.
"Make sure you lock the toilet door this time, I don't want my mother walking in while you're having a DOUBLE PIPE PARTY again!"
by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014
