by simp for kai anderson April 5, 2021

1. a person who starts drinking at 7 and is over it by 9
2. the person who is always tired of the fun
3. the one person who makes everyone else wanna slice their own throats
4. the decision maker when deciding that it's a good idea not to have fun
2. the person who is always tired of the fun
3. the one person who makes everyone else wanna slice their own throats
4. the decision maker when deciding that it's a good idea not to have fun
by nicafreakinlillo April 28, 2010

An excuse.
by WALKERtheGHOULpunk January 16, 2022

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk
Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Generally a double entendre, mostly in reference to blood, in another view it can be used as an expression of finality. In this case the "urban" definition of Period is used to express the finality of ones life especially when it's accompanied by blood.
by Sir_Brighton August 16, 2020

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

by Slaybestie October 25, 2022
