The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Milk Planet

The wrapper who made “lucid dreams” and fucking died.

“Milk planets dead”

by Daddydingledick December 9, 2019

No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

Milk Mouth

When you absolutely slam a glass of milk and you get that sightly uncomfortable aftertaste in your mouth for a good minute.

"Bro do you have any gum? I'm suffering from milk mouth right now."

by ToXiC-S May 3, 2022

pigeon milk

A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.

Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”

by Pigeon Jim January 30, 2022

guy milk

Jiz

want to try some guy milk:)

by ALcahhal July 8, 2017

Milk of magnesia

Used to describe white people in terms of attraction. (Colloquial)

Dami: that white girl is attractive

Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia

by Solomoon64 July 5, 2022