Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010

Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013

Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.

Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!

by EternityGo August 11, 2020

Meadow block

When your in longmeadow, ma and there is nothing to do

- I have a 6 week long college break and all my friends are gone except for the liberal art kids, maybe i'll hang out with them.
*ring ring* hey do you want to hang out?

-sure what do you want to do?
-I dunno totally getting meadow blocked here

by Greens326 January 15, 2010

poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

by seak_69 July 11, 2010

Kiss block

The act of preventing someone from kissing you.

"I had to kiss block the bitch, she just wouldn't stop"

by Tabzz October 20, 2014