night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump April 16, 2011
Get the night turdmug. The act of spending the night with another person (male or female) that would allow that person spending the night to go to sleep and wake up next to the person they desire to spend the night with.
A sleepover.
A sleepover.
"Trevor often asks Brittney if he can spend-the-night but rarely does she accept his request. She will often reply with maybe or will ignore his attempt and change the subject" See also hard to get
by Chucklesburg March 20, 2013
Get the spend-the-nightmug. Guy asking girl: Hey...wanna come over to my place and have a "movie night" with me?
**hint, hint **wink, wink
**hint, hint **wink, wink
by tumbleweeds November 28, 2012
Get the movie nightmug. a great song. its by a gay ass dude, but the song is really really cool. hawaii/grownmadoer/kanani/nuni loves it.
by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 16, 2005
Get the sunglasses at nightmug. A term used for a woman getting a guy shit faced and leaving with his wallet. This usually ends with the guy calling a wrong number.
Last night I slept with this stripper. I thought she loved me but i s'ppose it was a one nighter. she got my wallet too.
by fuck_me_emo April 29, 2006
Get the one nightmug. You Take some girl out, bring her back to your place,get her really drunk, tell her you want to try a new sex position. Tie her hands up to the back of a chair. by this time she is totally wasted. so you tell her you are gonna stick a banana in her. she will totally agree. then without her knowing Hit her with a big steamy duece in the vagina.( Space Docking) Then give her the old Polish Poodle. in the middle of the night put a Coffee table over top of her then call a couple friends over to take a shit on it. when the wakes up there will be a huge feces pile over top of her and she will scream and jump up then hit her head on the coffee table and it will break and she will be covered in Poop. she will insist on using your shower. let her use it.. then when she get out wait outside the door and clothseline her to the ground then get on top of her and repeatedly punch her in the chest while screaming CAVWIMMER BITCH, CAVWIMMER BITCH. then when she gets home she will realize she has a big turd in her pussy
Last Week Johnny Totally got me with the Cavwimmer Night Wheni got home my pussy was so full of shit it almost gave me a pink sock
by PMAEUNLN March 11, 2009
Get the Cavwimmer Nightmug. When you're dehydrated and drink a large glass of water before bed, your insides churn and suddenly you're up at 1am taking a giant dump.
Dammit, I didn't get any sleep last night! Drank all that water right before bed, and woke up an hour later to take a giant night poo.
by phat_cartman February 9, 2010
Get the night poomug.