A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.
by Trollbeast August 12, 2012

E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?
Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John
Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John
by Kizdogga December 29, 2019

One who has a doctorate degree with many circus friends, breaths fire while trying to impress men at bars, sweats bullets profusely, wears the same set of vested long sleeve shirt combos, loves the University of Texas with a passion, only gets 4 hours of sleep (since thursday!), tortures haley, elissa, and kelly, has ruined countless lives and sophomore years, cries when parents speak to her, voice quiver/stutters aggressively, get angry at questions asked by her students, TO THE BENCHES, only speaks about her PLATNUM wedding ring, invites student who dont give a shit about her pathetic life with a fake husband to her wedding in july, is a lesbian, is hated by everyone in westhill highschool and everyone in the world and Mrs. Dodida, PLAGERIZES AP work from other schools to give to her honors kids, is allergic to chalk however decided to dress up as wednesday for halloween even though she gets it in her eye and wont use the chalkboard until she gets a smart board, uses jacob for her light issues, gets "falling finger" therapy, drives for 24 hours straight, drinks only water, doesnt like you to eat tomatos/gum, NO EATING IN CLASS, refuses to give test and quizzes back, twirls fingers and claps hand to get attention, ONLY CLOSED TOED SHOES, loves broken glassware, hates Ilya, and, FOR YOUR INTENTS AND PURPOSES, is a chemistry teacher/she cannot teach if her life depended on it.
-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
by Utexas Lover June 25, 2009

by x January 31, 2003

John Savio, 21, the creator, producer, actor, and visionary behind "The Weird World of Savio Show", a hilarious comedy show on public access Pinellas (Florida). Also has skills with Apple computers, sewing machines, screenprinting, and ebay. Last but not least, and Italian, and thus, a romantic.
by Olivia T August 16, 2006

Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.
by Phenomenal1 September 11, 2009

1. Probably the worst Governor in Ohio history. Wants to cut public workers' rights for collective bargaining, yet he appoints all of his cronies to his cabinet, and gives them all raises.
2. A typical Republican.
2. A typical Republican.
John Kasich is a pathetic excuse of a man.
John Kasich says that a police officer treated him like crap when he was pulled over, yet the video clearly shows the opposite. He then proceeds to call the officer an idiot later on when campaigning.
John Kasich says that a police officer treated him like crap when he was pulled over, yet the video clearly shows the opposite. He then proceeds to call the officer an idiot later on when campaigning.
by FcktheGOP November 3, 2011
