Werkin' Off

At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".

Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".

by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015

Off Fleek

1) Not on point, off point. The opposite of On Fleek

2) Bad eyebrows

Shaniqua has a unibrow, she is off fleek.

by Kevlar3D July 18, 2016

Foked Off

A similar term to "fucked off" although doesn't give a strong swearing impression, and is used more in a joking manner than a serious matter as "fucked off" is.

"The pokemon foked off."

"Where did Dabio go?"
"He foked off."

by DabioMcFok August 24, 2016

Swanned off

To wander around

Were has he swanned off to

by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

ship off

Ship off is to send something or someone, as to a distant place.

I ship off to Italy next month.

by azarashi October 3, 2015

Dudin' off

Just males doing male things;

Why is Jamal drop kicking our ferns? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017

Zaching off

When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket

My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch

by Pussyfoot69 August 17, 2017