numbneck

1:One who cannot feel his/her neck.
2:A complete idiot.

"I feel strange, almost as though I have a numbneck"
"What are you talkin' crazy you numbneck?"

by endgame February 6, 2006

number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

Number 4'ing

its code for when your at a party and you need to someone to check if you are armpit sweat is coming through your shirt. Or its used to tell someone that your are armpit sweat is coming through your shirt. Or can be used to explain how hot it is at a club, bar, party, and etc.

Dude 1: Am i number 4'ing?
Dude 2: How hell did you do that through two shirts.

Guy 1: There so many people at this party that its making me Number 4 up in this bitch?
Guy 2: I heard that, Old Spice 8 hr protection my ass.

by TH3 Bear February 14, 2012

Numberous

Having to do with many numbers. Also, a common misspelling of the word "numerous".

He says he has put in numberous tickets.

by ark1tekt0r November 3, 2014

numberjack

A numberjack is someone who is so special and is so amazing. Everyone else is a normal jack .
Linked to a numberjack is a spooky spoon they are horrible people and problem blobs are people you want to go away.
Numberjack is a kid's TV show in England.
Being a Numberjack is a privilege.

Me-"I'm a numberjack 2"
Friend-"I'm a numberjack 3"
To a random person "your a normal jack"

by boo92517 January 21, 2019

Number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.

“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Number 3

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though

"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"

by h0wsh0u1d1kn0w? February 3, 2021