When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Tang Nutsmug. Someone who obseses over Rubiks cubes or any of its varients including 4x4x4, 5x5x5, V cube 6, V cube 7, Megaminxs, Gigaminxs, etc.
by kevansevans March 11, 2011
Get the Cube Nutmug. Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Nut Lockedmug. by Therealshocker69 May 31, 2018
Get the Boozy Nutsmug. A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
Get the No nut Policemug. "Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"
"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"
"Damn you right."
"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"
"Damn you right."
by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018
Get the Knock Nutmug. Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019
Get the Butter nutsmug.