library nazi

an old women who gives you the evil eye when you walk into HER library. who constantly stalks you in the library waiting for you to either- leave a chair out, sit on a table, talk to someone, or replace a book on the shelf.
first day i walked into the library i got yelled at by this lady. she said " i've already told you once to get out and you didnt now leave" god she was such a library nazi
by not nice August 25, 2007
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Facebook Nazi

Any one of the plethora of pathetic, bitter nerd moderators whose only means of feeling "big" is by deleting the profiles of people who actually DO have lives. This is usually motivated by a desire to "get back at" the type of people who used to beat them up in high school for being computer geeks.

These people tend to live in their parents' basements and masturbate while watching countless reruns of Star Trek.

They also tend to be severely overweight, sweat profusely, smell moldy, have acne scars, outdated haircuts and clothing, and frequently cry instead of sleeping (although when in groups together, usually while grazing, they adamantly insist that they are "cool" or "misunderstood").

None of these people were asked to go to prom, or anything else resembling a "date" for that matter. And nobody would miss them if they died of horrible, horrible ass cancer.
Why the fuck is it any of your business how many friends I have or how many times we message each other each day? Fuck you, you fucking Facebook Nazi!
by Leigh R August 31, 2008
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Badge Nazi

A person who checks for a badge or other proof of allowance into an area, makeing sure not to let them pass, no matter the circumstances, until they see the above proof.

Usaly youll find these people at anime conventions, or similer, bored out of their mind
Person A: Badge?
person B: ~flips part of shirt up to show badge to Badge Nazi~
Person A: ok you can go through
by Landel December 08, 2010
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Grammar Nazi

Some random douche:James is being a grammar nazi!
Jame:How about you graduate 2nd Grade and we'll talk
by Grammar Nazi September 22, 2015
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Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi: My head exploded after seeing this definition! I must correct all of his grammar mistakes or else I will die.
by tinycrate August 18, 2015
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Bark Nazi

One who refuses to share their bark.
Bill refuses to share his holiday bark. Therefore he is a Bark Nazi.
by Rattdaddy December 17, 2008
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parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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