-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.
-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.
by Al Gettin' Stacks July 7, 2011
Get the bog monstermug. This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.
Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
by Alienne March 24, 2010
Get the Penis Monstermug. Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge
1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
Get the minge monstermug. The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster
by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005
Get the Sleep Monstermug. When you are dubbling up in a bed with another guy due to a lack of available beds (ie: Hockey Trouneys) and one guy decides to cuddle the other guy while sleeping. Usually this is non consensual and could be considered a light form of man rape.
Man, T-Bone was a real Snuggle Monster last night. I woke up and he had his arm around me and his tongue in my ear.
by Big Big - L February 3, 2009
Get the Snuggle Monstermug. a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"
guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
by Ryan July 27, 2006
Get the closet monstermug. by Jessicabrown May 5, 2009
Get the milk monstermug.