monopolize

to take up all of ones time playing monopoly.

I hate it when you come over and monopolize my weekend.

by katdid October 16, 2008

Monorail

to pick a thin girl up and never let her touch the ground until you are finished. Also you can run train and never let her down just like a Monorail

"damn that girl is so monorailable"

"you want to run train on michelle, no let's monorail that hot piece of ass"

by zackr6912 April 26, 2009

monopoly

a board game that is fun to play when your bored rigid out of your skull and ready to stab anyone that annoys you...of if its a rainy day

person 1:do you want to play monopoly?

person 2:i want to be the dog i never get to be the dog!

by crowie July 31, 2006

monoped

A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too

by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008

i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

Monogamy Slut

n. a girl that doesn't feel like a whore if she only sleeps with her "boyfriend", no matter how many of those she has.

She was only with dozens of guys this year but it's ok, they were all her boyfriends at the time, so the monogamy slut didn't feel like a whore.

by The Bosworth January 24, 2011

Monoma

The Kazoo kids secret love child, or the brat from Class B who thinks he's better than everyone becuase he can copy their quriks

Oikawa: My serves are way better than Kageyama's, he couldn't serve to save his life

Hinata: **Eavesdropping** That bitch is such a Monoma.

by Koshi Sugawara January 17, 2021