chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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milf

wow bens mum is such a milf
by thehotguynextdoor January 10, 2022
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Milf

Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah
by DiggityBick May 22, 2022
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milf

hot mums (mums id like to fuck) Cate Blanchett!!!
"omg Cate Blanchett is such a milf"
by twilight.lover4ever April 29, 2021
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MILF

You See That Hot MILF Over There? Her Name Has To Be Puebla.
by Notaaron24 January 24, 2022
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milf

idk milf, i REALLY love frogs
by 1dloser February 20, 2021
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