Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.
by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021
When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.
McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”
by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020
Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
by buildenex July 25, 2024
by whapdidlium. March 06, 2024
The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 05, 2019
Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants
by Zucc's son April 16, 2018
A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.
One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.
by Tyrannosaurus mega super aids March 02, 2018