Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.
Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day
by Meat-Cake master February 15, 2023
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gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.
That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.
by Tyrannosaurus.supremo April 04, 2016
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Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.
Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.
by Two-Hands December 05, 2010
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Meat Dip

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.
I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2018
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Meat chopper

An extremely moist and muscular anus with the ability to "chop" your meat right off.
I got my dick stuck in his meat chopper last night... Shit just about ripped my dick off
by XTRMRISAFAN December 12, 2018
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meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.
While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.
by Bestine August 04, 2008
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