May 5 

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

May 5 by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 5th 

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

May 5th by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 6th

National hug day! Hug anyone and they can't do anything about it but stand still or hug you back, you time to shine!

Hey its May 6th, give me a hug!

May 6th by Definitely true May 5, 2021

May 13th 

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

May 13th by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

May 17th 

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

May 17th by Monke time May 17, 2021

May 18th 

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

May 18th by Chadislav May 18, 2021

May 30th 

international break your arm day

did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.

May 30th by lily470 May 20, 2021