Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.

Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool

by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021

Suitcase licker

Person who licks suitcases

Sally is definitely a suitcase licker
Fred is a suitcase licking comie.

by Lambert Leafwalker August 8, 2022

Dusty Toe Licker

All Mf’s who like anime

Look! It’s a dusty toe licker

by Pengaleng123 August 21, 2022